Chai, the people of Agotime Ziope Constituency deserve an award. They nearly made it 100% for JDM in 2019. Abakade, many constituencies have vowed to break the record this time around for the Gonja Warrior oo. Their eyes red paa. This morning, a Constituency Executive of theTatale Sanguli Constituency call to tell me that walahi-talahi they will make it 100% for JDM.
Oops, just a moment, Vulture Feather is calling.
Me: Hello, VF. Where have you been? We’ve missed you greatly!
VF: Kikikikiki, boss-boss, I dey oo. I dey go to and fro for info oo.
Me: Sosket my ears dey sweet me, VF.
VF: Hehehehe, boss, should I tell you or blow you. Boss, I have seen that you’ve been playing music nowadays paa oo. I want you to play “Moses” for me.
Me: VF, stop it! That song is sacriiegious oo.
VF: Tsoo, let’s have our peace, ibi Jato JJ in favourite be dat.
Me: Eiwooo, please let me be oo. I don’t want any trouble just give me “apo” and stop that your “Moses” stuff.
VF: Boss. be dat oo. Ibi A.B. Crentsil himself talk oo. I get evidence paa. Hmmm anyway, matter dey for the Umbrella under oo.
Me: Ooo, go ahead and stop beating about the bush.
VF: Hmmm, my mouth is heavy but I will talk oo. Some aspirants dem plan be say dem go contest use am as leverage for walking mate oo. But, “agyawaju” I eavesdropped a conversation:
“Anyone who loses cannot be considered as even crawling mate.”
Me: Chai! VF, ayeka! Can you please mention names of some of the aspirants? Hello VF, please are you there? Hello, hello, hello. Aaah he’s gone. I have lost him.
Agotime Ziope Constituency
- John Mahama 99.83%
- Goosie Tanoh 0.17%
- Joshua Alabi 0.00%
- Alban Bagbin 0.00%
- Sylvester Mensah. 0.00%
- Nurudeen Idrissu 0.00%
- Ekwow-Garbrah 0.00%
Kpando Constituency
- John Mahama 99.11%
- Goosie Tanoh 0.44%
- Joshua Alabi 0.30%
- Ekwow Spio-Garbrah 0.15%
- Alban Bagbin 0.00%
- Sylvester Mensah 0.00%
- Nurudeen Idrissu 0.00%
Afadjato South Constituency
- John Mahama 99.01
- Joshua Alabi 0.28
- Goosie Tanoh 0.28
- Alban Bagbin 0.14
- Nurudeen Idrissu 0.14
- Sylvester Mensah 0.00
- Ekwow Spio-Garbrah 0.00
Please enjoy “Ye Nea Woho Beto Wo (Yentie Obiaa)” by Daddy Lumba.
Don’t forget to join me here between 8:40 p.m. and 9.00 p.m. everyday.. I’m going to serve you with much more succinct write-ups spiced with a cocktail of good music.
Anthony Obeng Afrane
